Cowboy

Little boy walks up to a cowboy at the rodeo and starts quizing him on his outfit.

Hey Mister, why do you wear that cowboy hat?
To keep the sun out of my eyes, he says.

Why do you wear that hanky around your neck?
To cover my mouth when the dust gets to flying, he says.

Why do you wear those chaps?
To keep from wearing out my jeans, he says.

Well, why are you wearing those tennis shoes?
The cowboy replies, I sure don't want anyone to mistake me for a trucker.